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"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
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Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine
Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.
by Charon9977 May 14, 2022
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Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.
Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.
by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021
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Provincial government court

Provincial government court Weapon restrictions used to facilitate torture and murder 1
Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape using Nazi oppression threw provincial government court
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Disband the courts

Disband the courts is a political protest globally where drug use is mandatory and talking to the police is required to be done with .177 cal airguns in retailiation for cavity search on children under 5
Disband the courts always pack upgraded Glocks and m2a2 Thompson and ak1

Airguns I hate the group they almost always win even in court and their buildings are huge this one is 250,000
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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court

court a bo$$
by yer6272727 January 28, 2022
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Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school
"god shes such a courts mum"
by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022
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