Storm the Rusty Castle

When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.

Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?

Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle

Dave: That's really nasty dude

Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.

by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011

Pee Pee Castle

A former castle within a park in Reading, PA where homeless people would pee pee and poo poo in.

Don’t go near Pee Pee Castle, someone just pee peed in it.

by peepeecastle January 8, 2021

Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

White Castle Knight

The one heavier friend that always brags about how much he can eat, despite the information being universally not cared for.

"Hey guys- I bet I could order and eat 7 craving boxes from Taco Bell if we went right now."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.

Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".

by 69sofine May 9, 2014

Alabamy Sand Castle

When during an anal sex creampie, you carry her to the kitty litter box with your dick still inside of her anus and then have her cum-fart into the catbox for the cat to bury.

I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.

by barkingspider September 26, 2011

New Castle Pennsylvania

Lazy and Stupid unfortunately describes a large portion of the citizens of this city. One time, a short time ago companies like Rockwell International (two plants), Shenango China, Pennsylvania Electric, Mesta Machine, United Engineering, New Castle Refractories and many more were all located here and employed thousands, hell tens of thousands! Now, all have gone away, no matter!! Goverment programs have filled the void, welfare, workers comp, unemployment benefits, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and many more, why work? There are a few idiotic companies trying to make a difference in this shithole town, dumbasses!! WHY WORK WHEN GOVERMENT PROGRAMS ARE FREE?????????

New Castle PennsylvaniaStupid- Only skills on resume- pushing carts at Wal-Mart
Ignorant- The world owes them something.
A-Holes-"Do you know who I am?" Everybody thinbks they are someone when in reality, they are nobody! There are "somebodies" in this town but they don't need ask the question because they are someone and the people that matter, do know.

by psugar March 3, 2010