cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

Anchor

An Anchor is the first Cock to enter a woman's Pussy or Ass at the beginning of a Double Penetration (DP) on a woman during a MMF Threesome. His job is to "Anchor" her into position so the second Cock can enter her Pussy or Ass before both guys synchronise the thrusting of their cocks to perform the DP.

Yeah Bro Sally, Brad and I had a Threesome last night and gave her a DP, I was the Anchor in her pussy and Brad stuck it in her ass.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015

shock and anchor

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.

I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release

by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016

Reality Anchor

used to describe something (typically someone, a celebrity) the reinforces a sense of belonging and continuity to your existence

For many children of the 90s, Jim Carry serves as a reality anchor.

by anonymous February 19, 2025