16th of August

the best day to have the roughest sex ever.
traditionally fuck alot.
give head, get head.
etc. have fun day ;)

OMG ITS THE 16th of AUGUST!!! TIE ME UP!!!!

by monkeybollock12 August 15, 2022

September 16th

Punch a swamp donkey day

Hey guys it's September 16th.
It's punch a swamp donkey day.

by Dimmy1982 October 1, 2022

January 16th

when hot people are born

“Hey, did you know Zero was born on January 16th?” “Now I know why they’re hot!”

by zerosbitch November 1, 2021

September 16th

This is the date when you can hit your tallest friend without need for reason or consent.

Yay! It's September 16th. I can hit my tallest friend now!

by Shay Brennan September 14, 2024

July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

by Beanflicker2003 May 16, 2022