spitting salt

Yelling at someone. Often used when someone is salty about something and is in an argument to take care of it.

If more intense, screaming, see "Vommiting Salt"

"As soon as i found out what he said i started spitting salt."

by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008

shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.

We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...

by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013

Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.

That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014

spitting black

When you have alot of dip in your mouth and the spit is black because of all the juice

Dude when I put that chew in it had me spitting black.

by BIG TATER November 18, 2014

shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

by sketchy June 20, 2015