Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.

Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch

by denimDom March 7, 2020

sneeky switch

The female version of the Harry Houdini, where a girl tags in her friend while having sex with a man to trick him.

S totally tagged in L during her time with N. She pulled off the ultimate sneeky switch!

by exoticprincesses November 5, 2012

switch panic

When someone tests which side of the switch spectrum you're leaning towards.

"He kept saying please and then demanded me to sit down. I wanted to take over but then I wanted to listen. I had a switch panic."

by Jalexis00 February 1, 2021

Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable

Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.

by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019

switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.

#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.

by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

by KT77 December 20, 2019