sweaty noodle

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.

Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 5, 2010

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS)

When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.

Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?

Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.

by Louieice22 October 23, 2011

sweaty primal sex

Archie is addicted to sweaty primal sex

Don't wear a condom always enjoy sweaty primal sex

by Reedy503_ April 6, 2017

get swifty

Shit on the floor

You need to get swifty

by Cool boi is a pretty cool dud February 18, 2018

swetty

A hilarious person; one who is just an all around goofball. Plus, they r damn sexy

that guy is such a swetty

by dispatchfan09 February 9, 2008

sweaty balls

When a fat males thighs rub together trapping his balls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath

Holy shit, his boxers are soaked and thats not cum

by PAki chan January 12, 2006

Sweaty Ballsack Day

On the day of Febuary 17th, 2007 it was agreed by numerous males in the town of Westford, Massachusetts that due to the unusual temperature and amount of perspiration resulting from it that the day should be officaly deamed "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

The reason for this is that during this day many males complained of extremely high levels of sweat coming from their genitals, hence the term "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

Andrew: is it just me or is everyone getting sweaty balls??

Seth: DUDE ME TOO!! OMG this is like officialy Sweaty Ballsack Day.

Andrew: Hell yeah dude!

by Seth Holladay August 2, 2007