survivor assassin island

when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow

"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"

by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023

Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.

Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023

survival horror

A gaming genre where you guessed it.. you survive horror!

This is the most slay gaming genre and playing survival horror classics such as resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame & more are known to cause severe and irreversible yassifcation.

Person A: What’s your favourite survival horror game?

Person B: I love Rule of Rose!

Person A: Haunting Ground is better um chile…

by alaozoxox June 22, 2023

Survivor the Rapper

Very shitty rapper

Survivor the Rapper (Taylor Holding) is a pussy and lives above greggs in Swanage

by ben_doverr69 July 7, 2024

Survivation Era

lengthy period of time where one continues to live or exist while simultaneously
fighting off the feeling of starvation due to a
steep caloric deficit during a cut

Kaniiberry enters her survivation era after bulking up and making amazing gains

by Kaniiberry October 17, 2024

surika

brown girl with a nice smile. Hops around person to person at times, and can never settle on one thing. A people person that loves to talk.

What a surika!

by whatislove.io December 16, 2024

Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.

Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024