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Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
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last surprise

You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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Race car surprise

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!
by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010
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Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.
Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise
by JFreshReed November 9, 2010
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short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015
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Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise
by 2PS May 30, 2019
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Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode
Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'
by RobinEmma February 19, 2021
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