A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
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Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
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It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
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b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
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Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
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