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upper-surfing

The act one performs when under the influence of any type of upper where he/she continuously searches and surfs the internet because of new interests peaked by the process of searching.
Andy went upper-surfing from jobs, to that one movie he saw, to that actor who played in a band he used to like...but can't remember the name of.
by thegreatAWAKE October 8, 2011
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antarctic surfing

the latest craze in the surfing world.
only for the real surfer...brrrrrrr*
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Surfing

The act of being drunk and high (off marijuana) at the same time, drifting from one state to the other.
"Dude, have you been smoking weed tonight AND drinking?!?! Yes bro, I'm surfing."
by Gerbil33063 November 14, 2013
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humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.
Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.
by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
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urban surfing

not holding on to anything while riding the subway train, when the train turns, stops, goes etc. you get jerked around and have to "surf" to maintain balance

derived from the natural position your body takes in order to maintain an upright position

can be both purposeful or accidental (e.g. children are often urban surfing for fun, while adults are forced to urban surf when the trains packed)
The other day these two kids almost knocked me over because they were urban surfing from 110th to 96th. Nobody can survive those rickety turns when the train cuts through the park!

The ride to Coney Island was so long that we were urban surfing just to pass the time.
by bambugg10 July 24, 2009
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Crotch surfing

A sport where you go and rub your butts against or "surf" random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. This is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big asses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.
Brenda upon entering the subway: "Hey ya'll. Surfs up! Time to surf some crotches"

Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."

Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"
by crotchsurfer August 15, 2010
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potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.
I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!
by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011
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