smedium

An article of clothing that really doesn’t fit ya...size up next time, sweetie.

Britney: “Did Troy’s shirt shrink in the wash?”
Sabrina: “Nah, he just wears a smedium.”

by EmptyEyes April 5, 2019

Smedgehammer

The tool used to smedge pussy.

Tess found it difficult to sit or walk straight because Johns smedgehammer had crippled her cervix last night.

by Delks September 8, 2019

suedonym

A false identity utilized to bring a money/property/relief-seeking court-case against someone.

Now that he's been specifically ordered to stop clogging the docket with his frivolous lawsuits, infamously-litigious prison-inmate J. L. Riches may be compelled to use a suedonym if he wants to continue "working the system" on his behalf.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Sumel

Sumel is a ugly horse that will never fall in love

Sumel

will never fall in love

by Sumeligd January 24, 2020

smedging

taking credit when none is warranted

I've noticed a lot of companies smedging during the corona virus. Taking credit for their own grand behavior when in fact they haven't done anything different than usual. Wikipedia saying "...our volunteers are working to bring you a trusted source of unbiased information. Throughout these challenging times, knowledge must and will remain open for all." I mean seriously, Shut The Fuck Up.

by geekmalone March 21, 2020

Suede

A suede is just someone who’s a thick prick, someone who is just overall dense.

Amy’s such a suede like

by sparklesjennitals April 14, 2020

Someday

The song however, I agree the best, maybe the best song in the entire world. Very good. Lyrically, beautiful. The best song. The lyrics in the song make sense.

Some place deep inside the dream, into the endless dark

I temporarily get lose inside the thick layered fog and become distant

I reach my hand out in hopes it’ll touch

But I go round and round, will I wander once more

Someday our night will probably all pass too right

Even when the endless dark comes

I will never be scared again

Let’s hold our hands tightly together

And I will walk the ends of the dark together with you

Look at the starlight in the night sky that has lighted the long night

The dreams that we have wished for together, are lighting the sky there

When the stars we embroidered shine their light on us

Then I will take another step forward

Someday our night will probably all pass too right

Even when the endless dark comes

I will never be scared again

Let’s hold our hands tightly together

And I will walk the ends of the dark together with you

Even if the road is long, let’s continue to hold our hands tight together

And walk the endless road

Someday when we look at each other, we will probably put on a smile

Since it’s us who will be together until the end

I will never be scared again

Let’s hold our hands tightly together

And I will walk towards the bright light together with you

by someday enthusiast July 27, 2020