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sling shot

An awesome sexual manuever! have sex with a girl, cum all over her insides make it sloppy, a fucking sloppy mess, but leave your dick inside, eventually it will get soft. with your soft dick in the girl ( it's good to leave it in there overnight for best results) just pull it out as quick as humanly possible. sick! ur dick has shrank inside her dilly-hole (a.k.a. vag) you will have created suction cause ur dick to stretch and finally give way and come snapping back into ur testicles at starship-enterprise-warp-speed hittin ur nuts so hard that for some reason u get sexually aroused -- rinse (or not :D) and repeat!
Dude, i slept of lafawndah's house and totally sling shotted myself like 7 times!
by NugBee September 16, 2008
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Slingblade

To annihilate someone with words or insults, a classic 'blond' for instance who doesn't get insults to terribly well. If you have read the book 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' you will understand.
"Girl "You don't have to be a jerk"
Slingblade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it."
by Slingblader July 19, 2010
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slingpig

a man who spends hours in the sling getting his ass fisted
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.
Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."
by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006
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Yogart Slinger

Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.
"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."
by Zedonks March 11, 2009
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Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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Sling Blade

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.
"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."
by Big Joe October 31, 2003
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