Schadenfreude

Asshole who doesn't care for ones true feelings.

Pat is a Schadenfreude.

by eNvisioNx March 17, 2009

Schadendroid

Deriving pleasure from others Android misfortunes

Look at that idiot droid user. Im feeling a little Schadendroid

by BrokenTrace August 3, 2011

Schadenboner

When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck

While she's really not my type, I hate to admit, Taylor Swift gives me a total Schadenboner

by michael9738918 November 19, 2014

such a gurl

wen a gurl or otha gurls kno dey look good..dey such a gurl

queeny is such a gurl on u hoez

by Mii.Mii January 27, 2008

Schadenfraud

noun.

someone pretending to derive pleasure from other's misfortune to fit in with their douchebag friends, but really they feel just awful about it.

Jeremy was laughing with his buddies at the video of skaters wiping out, but he was a schadenfraud, because inside he was horrified by the carnage.

by Bobakalacka March 30, 2017

sachaspittttsered

a woman who's vagina resembles that of the grand canyon

when i was done with dat hoe she was hella sachaspittttsered for the next dude

by joliein60seconds April 24, 2009

such a problem

when your in a situation that ruins a good night or holds you back from having a good night.

going to get a friend from work, planning on going out...
friends mom is home so they cant go out.... ohhh such a problem

have directions to a party but a road is blocked of to get there.... such a problem

by suchaproblem March 16, 2012