Scrotex

Aerosol deodorant spray for the ass/scrotum area of the male. Also, the male version of FDS Spray for women.

"Lancecastor's balls are smelling kind of stale, you might want to pick him up a can of Scrotex at the pharmacy"

by Angeleenabobeena December 21, 2003

Scrotex

Noun; The first masculine hygiene product created specifically to absorb the hard to cover smell of grundle sweat.

Person #1: "Hey Steve, didn't you have marching band practice today"?
Person #2: "Well yes I did Irvin".
Person #1: "Why can't I smell your nut sack like usual"?
Person #2: "Why that's because I'm wearing new SCROTEX"!!
Person #1: "What is that Steve"?
Person #2: "Why it's only the single greatest invention since the deodorant maxi-pad".

NARRATOR: NEW SCROTEX!!!

by Mike Williams and Sam Slaughter June 11, 2006

The Scrotary Club

n. a group of people
that assemble as a homosexual Rotary Club

The Scrotary Club is gathering for a buttfuck ceremony for a new member.

by Kdubgotballz February 20, 2011

scrot rot

genital herpes

im sorry to say madame the results we took from your flange swabs you have scrot rot! we do have a cream to treat it tho!

by mike January 6, 2004

Scrotee

When a woman sports a beard made of nut juice.

See: Chin Tinsel

Hey! Don't try to kiss me with that Scrotee. Go clean up first.

And use mouthwash.

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

scrot

another name for the male scrotum

Guy A: Fuck man i have the worst scrot rash

Guy B: Get some cream or see a docter you dirty cunt

by Jak_01 April 4, 2008

scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.

Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)

by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009