Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

stroping

A mixture of stroking and groping.

"I love stroping your ass," he said to her. "You can strope my ass any time you want," she answered.

by Rainachka September 7, 2005

Scrumming The Flanker

When a guy cleans dirt and other materials from a woman's vagina.

I can't play today, my mom says I have to go Scrumming The Flanker.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

scromping

Used to describe snogging and possibly more. Simply the extent of sexual activity students can get away with in plain sight when living at school.

The two of them are off scromping.
Look at the scromping couples everywhere.
Look at the couples scromping everywhere.

by Shaff July 16, 2008

Stroking

To Kick and punch someone serverely is "Stroking"

"come and help me bash these two cunts will ya"
"wait a minute i'm still stroking this fucker"

by Stone Island wearing non chav November 16, 2005

Storming The Trenches

Slang for sliding your penis in between a pair of big breasts, IE: titty-fucking. Usually said between friends when a woman with very visible cleavage is within sight.

Jon: So, how did your date with Jill go last night?

Zach: Perfect. We had some nice dinner, then we back to my place and I tit-fucked her until she passed out. I got so into storming the trenches, I had Nam flashbacks.

by Claudio D. October 24, 2012

Biddy Stomping

Biddy stomping is the act whereby an individual attempts to either meet, get with, or otherwise come into contact with biddies (sleep with, one night stands, or literal brawls with women). In a comical sense it means literally anihilating any such sluty women.

Yo bro, I'm free tonight. Wanna go down town with me and do some biddy stomping?

by Biddy Master June 10, 2011