stoving

Northern Irish slang for 'extremely drunk'. Particularly in Strabane.

'Aye, I was wile stoving last night, had to be taken home.'

by Wee girl hi November 28, 2006

Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

smoking ace

the act of dispensing cocaine onto the female genitalia and having the woman proceed to queef and have it result in a poof of cocaine in mid-air followed by the second party which will attempt to inhale said poof.

brandon takes off his socks before he gets a smoking ace from a fat girl

by dc dance May 22, 2010

smokin heaters

to be smoking a cigarette

Jerry opens door and sees Devin with a lit cigarette in her hand:
Jerry: So ah, smokin heaters?
Devin: for sure

by CLARK!! May 25, 2011

sucker strokin

Feeling sorry for yourself, wishing you could be somewhere you can't. Especially when someone is incarcerated and missing life on the outside.

Tyrone told Ed, "Man dude, I noticed you've been thinking about your girl all day, stop sucker strokin."

by Suzytdogg July 18, 2006