Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

by CleanGod100 January 14, 2019

scobe

it's a chav. just look for the adidas tracksuit.

wow. look at that scobe-like adidas tracksuit.

by ~Katie~ May 9, 2007

stobehn

(n) -Male who is beyond pussy whipped by his girlfriend. Not even being held by the choke chain but by the skin on the back of his neck. So whipped he cant even talk or hang out with his friends anymore.

ryan: hey i haven't seen ted in a while

jeremy: thats because his girlfriend wont let him hang out with any of us

ryan: ahh man she turned him into a stobehn!

by wonder_boy123 December 5, 2009

sober interested

Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.

"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."

by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008

sober-over

n. The symptoms one feels after a night of not drinking
The analog of a hangover

Dude, because of this damn sober-over, I was capable of mowing the grass today.

Come on man, have another beer, you dont want to wake up with a sober-over

Did you see that girl last night? She so had all of her capacities together. I know she's going to regret remembering everything; not to mention the sober-over.

by bored-sober September 5, 2009

Slobering Sunny Perinto

This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.

I was at the store saw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.

by The highgrove douche bags November 13, 2009

Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010