Siege

Laying siege is the ancient art of the gang bang, but much more brutal and satisfying. Sports Illustrated has described it is "the ultimate team bonding experience for a team or a group of bros". The act of laying siege involves 5 guys participating in sexual intercourse with a woman at the same time, with one dick in the mouth, one in the anus, one in the vagina, and 2 of them receiving hand jobs, constantly switching roles every 15 minutes or so. The term "laying siege" is derived from the military strategy, in which an opposing army blocks off a town or city from all ability to travel, trade, or receive supplies, just as how the lucky lady is unable to move (or sometimes breathe) during the intercourse. After several days, laying siege is officially concluded with a group facial. First recorded activity of laying siege have been dated back to the Ice Age in which they were forced to reproduce and share body heat at the same time. Foreplay is an ancient ritual and is often encouraged.

Brian: Dude, I can't wait to lay siege on this bitch!

Steven: Yeah, man! I bought us all top hats, bow ties and canes so we can do a musical number naked as foreplay before we completely wreck her!

Brian: Yes!! I call asshole!!

by tuna2692 November 4, 2011

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stinge

to cheat, hustle, con, usually about money or drugs

he stinged me out of a bag of weed

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

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Siege By Night

An awesome Christian / Hardcore / Screamo band from Marion, Illinois. The band includes a Screamer (Mike C.), a lead vocalist and guitar player (Jamal M.), second guitar player (Eric E.), bassist (Cody Z.) and a drummer (Chad A.). Their debut album "Grow A Beard and Be Somone-Demo" was sold at $5.00. The group is currently an Indie but they are hoping that a label will be willing to carry their amazing talent and success. The best of luck to Siege By Night!

"Siege By Night Rocks My Cradle!"

"This Sucks, The Siege By Night CD's Are All Gone!"

by Michael Epperley September 22, 2008

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ring stinger

the act of inserting a dinga (extacy) up ones rectum to achieve enhanced absorption only to be greated with a stinging sensation as the user realise the now shelved dinga is burning their insides.

dom: oi kesh how'd that dinga go down

Kesh: fuck me stupid, its a real ring stinger!

by the gypsy prophet September 13, 2010

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Siege

A drinking game played with 3-3 cup triangle on each side of a traditional beer pong table. When pronouced it must be yelled like "SSSSSSSIIIIIIEEEEEGGGEEEEEEEEEE!" accompanied with a fist in the air.

Lets play some mothafucking SIEGE!!!!

by H The Coach August 13, 2007

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