Fred: I'm gonna kill Dean! He stole my freaking pencil!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!
by Joshdadestroyer February 21, 2018

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

by cb21 May 5, 2019

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.
Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!
by Brzaukee July 20, 2016

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is
me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)
by I'mHim August 29, 2023

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

To steal someone’s soul is to steal their entire being. Their thoughts, feelings, essence, mind, etc, and keeping it for yourself. Without a soul, a person is just a corpse. Once you steal their soul, they are yours forever.
“she texted ne and said “i’m going to be stealing your soul.” what does that even mean??”
“she’s the one.”
“she’s the one.”
by hdjsksjksoskx April 20, 2024
