starbucks

a place where basic white hoes go and buy overpriced frappuccinos so they can take a picture of it for Instagram, which are often followed by the hashtag #whitegirlwasted for the bitches that literally can't even! Ugh!

Bitch 1: Let's go to Starbucks and buy the mocha cookie crumble!
Bitch 2: Yasss bitch, we about to get #whitegirlwasted! I literally can't even!

starbucks by Yolo Drake March 14, 2015

starbucksing 

The act of going to Starbucks to indulge in the deliciousness of mass produced coffee. Often an activity you do with a particular friend or person; a tradition.

Person 1: Hey, man, what you up to this evening?
Person 2: You wanna go Starbucksing?
Person 1: For sure, you want to call up {person 3}?

starbucksing by Jeeza Leeza December 10, 2008

starbucks

Place where middle-class white people likes to hang out.

Those crackas are always at that Starbucks.

starbucks by e*trade March 28, 2003

Starbucks lovers 

1. People who love Starbucks
2. People who are awake all night 'loving' because they had Starbucks coffee.
3. Taylor Swift's exes.

John: Gonna go chill with my Starbucks lovers
Bill: Was the plural intended?
John: Yes!

Starbucks lovers by TheAussieCreeper March 30, 2015

Starbucks Crotch 

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.

Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."

Starbucks Crotch by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

Starbucks savant 

Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.

Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"

Starbucks savant by Memebrain July 6, 2011

Starbucks

Useful for three things.

1) You're poor/out of town/on a coffee break and you need/want free Internet.
2) You're going to be spending hours working on schoolwork and need a caffeine injection to sustain yourself.
3) Both A and B

1) Jimmy: We're going to New York City... hold on, there's a S'Bucks up ahead. I'm going to check Google Maps for a sec to see where we are
2) Bob: Yeah, my thesis paper is due tomorrow. I'm going to Starbucks. A few shots there should keep me awake, if a little jittery, so I don't crash on the keyboard.
3) Mike: Oh shit. My presentation is due tomorrow and I haven't actually started it. I'm headed off to Starbucks with my laptop. Once a few drinks are in my system, I'm going to set to work and search the stuff I need on Wikipedia, then type it up in different words, cite a vaguely related source, and fancy it up - hopefully the teacher will think I spent the last two weeks on it.

Starbucks by Brawldud February 14, 2012