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stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).
Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.
by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018
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Unintentional stalking

the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.
Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body
by Melody Bardot September 3, 2010
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live stalking

When a player on XBox live joins in on other players' games over and oever again to try to plow through the player. typically happens when this player has lost to the other player so, they feel they must exact some revenge on them.
Player 1: "Hey look, its a DBW on the other team. He must be live stalking us again.
by Sideboob<cleavage September 4, 2010
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table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010
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Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.
Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!
by Kimi1984 January 3, 2011
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Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.
Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.
by enoreyt August 7, 2012
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