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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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Squish

Someone who is absolutely amazing to you in every way. You smile whenever they walk into a room, look at you, or when their name pops up on your phone. You want to be important to them. A squish comes with a lot of the same feelings as a crush but without the physical part. You just really want to be around them all the time and almost feel like you can't be without them. They would make a perfect cuddle buddy too.
1. Person 1:I love him so much, I want to be with him right now

Person 2: Why don't you go out with him?

Person 1: He's my squish, its not like that

2. I wish I could hug my squish all day every day
by Gingerrrrrrr January 11, 2014
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squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005
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SQUAVOUS

Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squave" (originated in Bonita, CA).
Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.
by G.L.C. May 5, 2007
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Squissing

Squatting and pissing at the same time. Mainly done by inebriated females in bar parking lots, drive ways, bushes or near an IHOP, Waffle House or Denny's in the tri-state area.
"Look at that drunk ho squissing in my yard!"
"She got so drunk, she squissed on Dan's cat cause she thought it was a rug!"
"Hey baby, hold up cause I gotta squiss behind this tree."
by Rala January 18, 2009
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Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.
"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."
by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013
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squalia

Squalia- Noun and Verb.

Noun- The intense feeling of excitement one gets when they think of something appealing to them.

Verb.

To Squalia> Act of expressing such intense all-over excitement.

EVERYBODY SQULIA>>> ( To the tune of Everybody Dance Now) Squalia is a great thing. Magical if you will. We should never deny ourselves of Squalia! SQUALIA ON EVERYONE!
Verb

Ex: If I won the lottery I would totally Squalia.

Ex: I just won the lottery... Holy shit I just squaliad {Squail-yuhhd} (past tense) so hard!

Noun

An old college friend calls on the phone and is like "Nigga, we about to have a visit. I'm flying in from Detroit."... Phone call ends and great memories flood back to the mind and you feel giddy inside. Yes, I used the word "giddy".
by Hofstra Word Doctor June 5, 2015
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