When a girl is jerkin a guy off, right as he is about to cum, he shoves his dick up her nostril and cums in it
by The_One June 11, 2006

When your stomach is really tore up and the result is the brown remnants left after you stand up from the toilet.
by 3van7 December 19, 2010

During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.
Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.
Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.
At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.
by Dope Ass Breakfast September 11, 2013

Jason was sleeping and I gave him a Spray Tan alarm to wake him up.
I gave that bitch a Spray Tan after she had been snoring all night.
I gave that bitch a Spray Tan after she had been snoring all night.
by RDT84 October 19, 2010

Catch the narliest wave ever. So sick that if on looking chicks see you they instantly wanna suck your cock!
by Sicky5000 September 29, 2008

by mattygina October 15, 2017

by capers March 29, 2013
