Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

School of spitters

A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.

Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.

Check out the school of spitters passing by.

by Trafy July 11, 2018

Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

Splittercore

Splittercore is a rapid music genre that is 600-1000 BPM (Beats Per Minute). It’s a music genre that fits in between Speedcore and Extratone. Some artists that make Splittercore songs are Diabarha, Hylna, M1dy, etc. Some Splittercore songs are “New Era” By Diabarha, “Mental Cage” by Diabarha, and “Radioactra Redux” by Hylna. Splittercore is kind of cool.

A troll told Zack, an insomniac friend of his that Splittercore is a calm music genre and thathe should play it when he is trying to fall asleep. Zack played it before going to bed, and he woke up with no ears.

by The speedcore dude February 1, 2021

shanghai splatter

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.

Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.

by LottieEB January 1, 2009

shitter spitter

It your rear hole or the shit hole or your butthole or your money hole or whatever you call it, it's your asshole.

I hit her in her shitter spitter.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 11, 2007

baby splatter

1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.

2. Baby poo

3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.

1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.

2. He stepped in baby splatter.

3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.

by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008