by pussyslayerDK November 24, 2016
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A mundane and stressful day at work, followed by an interestingly fun activity with friends/co-workers, and ending your night with someone who you remember loves you so much that you can't imagine living your life without them!
Wow Brandy! Painting with friends and rekindling your relationship with Jesse all on an average Tuesday is completely splenderificoutstandawondermazing!
by H2X April 18, 2017
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Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
by missybitch April 21, 2017
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"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
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