When a woman put's herself in a crab formation upside down and proceeds to suck him off while balancing on one hand
Or
Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up
Made by shannay day
Or
Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up
Made by shannay day
How did last night go ?
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
by Gingerlogic March 2, 2022

Some shitty video game about Mary Jane and her pothead boyfriend who never pays bills and runs around in a tight red outfit in san francisco. Aparently she a developer self insert herself in the game to let you that all male gamers & white men, are sexist, racist, and angry evil people. And traditional women are nothing but carpets. Also theres a black main character thats fine. But the game is still a bunch of crap.
Spiderman 2 was better when it was a movie not a shitty progressive game. The Green Goblin would take a green goblet all over this game.
by Anon2265 February 27, 2024

Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate
Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
by JellySaurus May 17, 2017

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
by HandHelper January 7, 2016

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....
Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning
by Klopsikii June 12, 2025
