Reckless Spiderman

-After busting a nut on your girlfriend's chin you wipe it off and smack her best friend on the back of the head with it. Originated by Kelle Mccormick.

Kelle: "When I get out Haley and Caitlin are going to be getting The Reckless Spiderman"
Caitlin: "I'll fucking choke you."

by Caitbone June 25, 2009

spidermonkey

A term used in Talladega Nights. Meaning an attack of animal rage.

Also a term used to discribe an intermural team and group of people on MSU's campus in KY. After watching the movie it bacame a rage and everyone wants to be a MG spidermonkey.

"I'm gonna come at you like a spidermonkey"
"Look at you spidermonkeys!"
"Spidermonkeys are awesome and Peguins suck!"

by Msuspidermonkey September 17, 2008

spiderman

A term for smoking Weed. You Be Hittin all on that sweet Mary-Jane.

Hey man you wanna go play spiderman?
Hey you wanna watch the movie spiderman?

by Holler At Chur Boy July 21, 2006

spideyman04

a dumb fuck who once sucked his own dick for money.

hey look at that little pansy ass bitch sucking his own dick because he can't get any!

by spideyman04 March 17, 2005

Spiderman

weak rip-off of Superman, the one true superhero. Also incorperates elements of Batman. A Clark Kent-ish kid, Peter Parker, develops superpowers in his teens (like Clark Kent) loses his uncle in an act of random crime (ala Batman) and dedicates his life to fighting crime (like Batman). Wears a blue and red costume (like Superman) works for a newspaper (like Superman) and has a rouges gallery that features a fat, bald multi-millionaire criminal (like Superman). Alter ego has to put up with abuse from cranky newspaper edior (like Superman). Infact, there isn't much torn from the pages of DC comics here. Spiderman is a rip-off. Much like every Marvel character has relied on DC Comics genuis, Spiderman is a poor mans Superman/Batman.

"Spiderman is the coolest character ever!"

"No. He's a rip-off of Superman and Batman. He sucks..."

by PepsiCola September 16, 2006

Spiderman

For when a guy doing his girl, pulls out and cums into his hand.
Then throws his cum at her and says "SPIDERMAN!!"

after jack was done banging jill from behind, he came in his hand and threw in her face and said "Spiderman!"

by Darcness November 14, 2010

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web

Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020