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soft move-in

When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.

If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.

All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."

Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"

Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
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Soft Crot

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.
A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.
by Hell owe July 9, 2022
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Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Soft apple

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple
by Oof@oof@oof December 3, 2018
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soft option

1. n. in a number of choices, the one considered to be easy or the easiest to do, involving the least difficulty or exertion.
2. n. the easiest of two or more possible choices.
Chemical castration: the soft option? More than 100 British sex offenders have volunteered for 'chemical castration'. But do the drugs make them harmless? (Aitkenhead, Demma. The Guardian. Chemical castration: the soft option? Article published 18 January 2013.)

See doss.

"It looks easy, this, but it's not. It looks like a doss, like a soft option." Mark Renton in _Trainspotting_, describing using heroin.
by Smartjanitor July 17, 2013
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soft donald

A soft donald is a sexual act in which a guy unannouncedly clutches a woman's vagina from behind while performing anal sex.
I can't finish anymore unless I sneak in a quick soft donald before I get off!
by vix00n November 19, 2017
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