Northwestern sludge bomb

The act of letting a woman who has diarrhea shit on your face after you ejaculate into her anus

Man, I totally got northwestern sludge bombed by stacy the other day

by TotallyNotA_Normie January 13, 2021

Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

Hiney Sludge

Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.

Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”

“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”

Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”

by NippleBob Crane May 23, 2022

tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.

Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

sludge rabbit

a very good phrase for describing a very dirty person.

what a sludge rabbit
why don't sludge rabbits shower

by Chief January 14, 2004

Snuggery

The effect of several people in one place wearing snuggies who will, despite their best efforts, ultimately look like members of a cult

Those guys at the bus stop were victims of snuggery

by psychopunk84 February 17, 2010

Sludge Puppy

A long, greasy, soft turd. Slimy in texture and usually covered in a clear-ish film.

did you make a sludge puppy?

by Dntjudgmebro November 2, 2010