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Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.
Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.
by Thestabbinhob0 December 4, 2009
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Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.
by 8toes May 4, 2010
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Snoveralls

A combination of overalls and snow pants - snow overalls. Perfect for farmers in the wintertime.
For years, I'd been wearing my overalls with snow pants and it just didn't feel right. Now I have snoveralls - the perfect combination of fabrics and buckles to protect my torso and legs from the forceful powers of Mother Nature.
by jwat949 March 5, 2011
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Sober-Bender

Sober Bender.

Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.

Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.

Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!

Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.

Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
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Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.
I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.
by discipleofganja May 22, 2018
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Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.
Sober
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 10, 2020
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sober-faggot

One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.
Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009
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