Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022

Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom

don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

Snail Hail

no

no Snail hail

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 5, 2021

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014