skid safety officer

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015

Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.

Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....

by ladam21 March 14, 2011

Keep youtube safe

Something someone says they meant when they get judged for writing KYS (kill your self)

"Sorry, i meant 'keep youtube safe' please dont judge"

by hiiwanttodie June 10, 2018

safeway

Safeway (3rd Planet in the Supermarket Solar System)
Population: 200 poorly paid employees, 20 young wannabes with nothing to but hang out at a supermarket on a Saturday night, 10 angry old people with stupid questions, 50 or so middle aged soccer mum species who consider themselves to be the most superior species on the planet, and 5 to 6 managers wandering aimlessly doing nothing.
Orbit: Around the planet is a vast asteroid like field of 4WD Class Space ships piloted by soccer mums. Extremely hostile and dangerous! Take caution!
Environment: Employees are regularly subjected to the hostile natives and are forced to endure seasonal carol music non-stop for a month.
Recommendation: Avoid AT ALL COSTS!

"I got past the Soccer Mum asteroid field only to be rammed to death by a roving granny with a walking frame!"

by Employee November 30, 2003

Safety Koopa

Red-shelled koopas, as seen in Super Mario Bros., who are safety-conscious, and won't walk of ledges.

"Watch out for that koopa, up on that ledge!"
"It's okay, Alex. Safety koopas don't jump off ledges."

by Kahlil Robinson June 13, 2007

not safe for work

what urban dictionary would be if it has images for the definitions

this site has lots of not safe for work definitions

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 9, 2022

Safeway

To screw up your schedule every week. To have only two aisles open even though there are eight. To have zero tolerance for any physical contact expect right handed handshakes. This includes consensual hugging, kissing, pat on back, between co-workers, vendors, friends, family members, and even fiancees and spouses. They consider this sexual harassment even though hugging is not sexual. This is rule fit for boot camps or prisons, and communist countries like Cuba, N Korea, Vietnam. This policy increases chances of drug abuse, depression, and work place violence and decreases employee chemistry due to oxytocin deficiency, bonding and cuddle hormone. Safeway slogan ingredients of life. Better slogan ingredients for oxytocin deficiency and poor worker chemistry. No employee has rogue's super powers.

I have class on Tues and Thurs between 8 Am and 3:15 Pm. They schedule me 12 pm to 4 pm. They schedule me on Saturdays 4 to 9 more often than not. I hugged a depressed girl the store says I committed sexual harassment even though the touching wasn't sexual. I wasn't her client I am not in a position of authority over her. Most people who hug children aren't pedophiles. They don't molest strangers or out in the open public. They wait until the child and family trust them. You risk long term unemployment if you work for safeway even when there is no recession.

by Fenwick Island April 5, 2010