Slurping the Dregs

When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.

Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!

by Bobojomo January 8, 2010

Slurpee Durpee

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012

slurp that pussy like water

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

by SlaveOwner74 November 28, 2017

Brain Slurp

This is a common word to explain when a male massages the scalp of a female that he is attracted to or friends with. This method is usually only done with one hand and executed in a social gathering.

Tim: Dude that girl is so hot

Bob: Yeah, shes always looking for a good Brain Slurp

Tim: Fuck i got so much crap on my hands. Maybe some other time

by Petersouris Rex April 19, 2010

vaginal slurp

The sound that is made when a penis slides out of a vagina.

That vaginal slurp was so loud the neighbor's could hear it next door!

by Man Nipples October 12, 2015

Bamboon Slurpee

The sexual act of spreading the butt cheeks of a girl while performing analingus on her while another girl is simultaneously performing oral sex on you. Girl number one farts in your mouth, while you shoot your muck in number two's mouth. Girl number two snowballs cum into your mouth as you burp girl number one's fart back into her's.

I ran into your mom and sister at the mall the other day and we decided to go for a Bamboon Slurpee.

Yo, that chick is a fuckin' hurtin' skeeze, she drinks Bamboon Slurpees like they ice teas!

by Harhuge July 23, 2010

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004