Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
Get the Hot Slurp Balloonmug. When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.
by Zander 632 August 5, 2023
Get the Slurp Jobmug. When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
Get the Georgia Noodle Slurpmug. Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.
"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019
Get the slurp dat noodlemug. When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017
Get the Slurp Brainmug. by Booty licker 69420 February 19, 2022
Get the Slurp sleepermug. by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020
Get the slurp chugmug.