Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

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Slippery Bean

Not what you think you cheeky fuckers 😂🤣 unless your over 18. The last bean in the juice at the bottom of the beans tin 🤣😂

Love a slippery bean. Dont let that one get away

by N01 CaVeMaN December 29, 2021

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slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022

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deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

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Slippery Frog

When you are in the shower with your lady and you lather her all up then put it in her butt without prior notification. She starts trying to climb out of the shower looking like a slippery frog.

I pulled a slippery frog on my lady yesterday. I got donkey kicked once she regained her footing.

by Berry Mike Hawkin May 17, 2023

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