slinky cock

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Slinky player

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.

Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!

-obversedd

by Obversedd October 18, 2019

Slinkealousy

Being jealous, paranoid, and a dick at the same time.

Slinky: Stop being me you're not good at it
You: Why? Are you having slinkealousy because you think im gonna take over your role?

by BitchyBoy69 December 13, 2021

extreme slinky

Kicking cinder blocks (or other large, dense, heavy object) down steps.

Preferably performed in the early hours of the morning (3:30am ~ 5:30 am) after a night of heavy drinking. Most often takes place in fraternity houses or other housing facilities where many college aged people live.

You need to stay after meeting so we can discuss an incident that happened last night which we hear is called "extreme slinky".

by Phil1349 June 18, 2008

Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014

Russian slinky

The act of putting your penis into someone's ass while they are on rollerskates

I gave alassandra the russian slinky

by Mak19993 November 18, 2020

Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink

Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"

by sinksaladluver February 4, 2013