Sleeping Slurpy

When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.

“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”

“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”

by chelsea666 January 30, 2022

sleeping like a gypsy

When you sleep erratic, in many different positions ultimately leading to a neck ache the next morning.

Dang! My neck hurts! I must be sleeping like a gypsy at night!

by SATY55 December 14, 2021

Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.

"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."

by one234536 March 19, 2022

Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

Sleepicide

The act of committing suicide while unconscious or sleeping, usually occurs when the subconscious wants you dead.

Johnny sleepicided with the shotgun that he kept next to his bed. I heard he even racked it while unconscious.

by Naturo M. July 5, 2022

Sleeping

Observing the inside of your eyelids for 8 to 10 hours

I'm sleeping

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 3, 2022

sleeping mend

/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022