Slacked

To engage in premarital relations with a "one night stand", impregnate them, and leap out with birdlike arms from the hotel window, flying away to avoid confrontation from her.... pesky husband.

"I just got absolutely SLACKED."

by Allekatsu June 25, 2024

Slacked

When you got fucked by some dude without a condom, then he dropped an anvil on your head and flew away with their elytra.

"Sup blud, have you ever been slacked" said Albi.
"Too many times to count." Elaina replies.

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 22, 2023

Slack jacking

When someone takes over a thread on the Slack messaging app for their own purpose

I was talking to Mark in the update channel in Slack and the entire sales team decided slack jacking would be a good idea to discuss how to sell it.

by FRITGuru September 24, 2025

Clack Slack

It's when you get a woman's placenta, stick your fist in it and start snapping your fingers.

My drunk ass last night admitted to Kate that I clack slack while she was in the recovery room last month. She was NOT happy.

by Trans_Emo_Boy October 23, 2025