Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 September 13, 2008

Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

by SHJ February 15, 2008

Sim it up

The act of satisfying a Sim urge by playing any of the games in the Maxis series.

Girl: Can you finish and pull out already?? I gotta Sim it up!

by bushisbetr99 July 29, 2009

shmittled

starburst replacing a skittle because to get to the rest of the skittles you would have to open a new bag but the starbursts aren't gone so we can't open a new bag, so although you don't like starburts you have to eat them not to be wasteful.

shmittled

by rydog1515 January 2, 2010

simian's supper

the last hit, spliff or drink of the day that keeps the monkey off your back while you sleep

Jimmy didn't want to wake up rattling, so he had a simian's supper before he hit the sack

by The Turtle's Head September 22, 2010

similarky

This word is for when someone is saying, about you or about someone else, the same ridiculous, tired stuff and you've heard it all before. This word could also be for when you are saying, about something else or about someone else, the same insincere, foolish stuff you've always said before and they call you on it. (This word is also related to SSDD to some extent.)

Jane is so full of it; I try to talk straight up with that girl but I mean she doesn't tell me nothing but similarky similarky similarky 24-7, yo.

by GAGA HONK October 18, 2012

Simifferent

Similar, yet somehow very different.

"You are a beautiful, put-together, successful woman and I am a creative, struggling, mess of a man with excessive body hair, but we both sit on exercise balls, love box wine, our favorite color is green (then yellow) and we have pooed ourselves as adults."
"I guess that makes us simifferent."

by j_kills May 31, 2013