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shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021
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anti-shotgun

When you're about to get in to a taxi with 2 or more other people, and you suspect the driver is stinky and you don't want to sit next to him, you call "anti-shotgun" to ensure a seat in the back.
The driver looks like he stinks... I call anti-shotgun.
by choccy74 October 16, 2010
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northern shotgun

to shotgun a can of beer by biting the hole in the bottom of the can, rather than using a knife, keys etc.
Pioneered and mastered in Northern Ontario, Canada.
"Ah, he's from Toronto. He can't Northern Shotgun."
by Up North October 19, 2007
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shotgun fiend

This is a person that will go to extreme lengths or will alter their usual behavior in order to gain the privilege of riding "shotgun". This person will often undermine all of his or her ethics or moral values to assure the position of the passengers seat in an automobile. This person is frequently looked down upon or shunned from the group riding with him, but that does not make a difference because riding shotgun is enough to numb the pain of being disgraced by his peers.
Collin: (sprints to the door) "I GOT SHOTGUN!!"

Logan: "Nobody cares, you fucking fag."

Kalee: "He's such a shotgun fiend."
by Logdoagss July 5, 2009
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Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun
Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it
by MADsMINDFREAK January 16, 2020
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Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.
Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.
by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018
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shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.
If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!
by DanteAlleghory May 19, 2017
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