An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.
Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
by Grannyfucker12345 July 8, 2016

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.
by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”
student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”
Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”
student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”
by AECH.exe February 19, 2021

by JDPeef December 20, 2022

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.
by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

English: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Spanish: Servicio Homologado de Inteligencia, Espionaje, Logística y Defensa.
Spanish: Servicio Homologado de Inteligencia, Espionaje, Logística y Defensa.
SHIELD
by juanantonia March 16, 2022
