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monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth
by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails
That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!
by Kodine419 August 25, 2010
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under my sheets

when someone is being really flirty

(used in the same way as someone “getting under your skin”)
Ex 1. “What’s cookin good lookin.”
“You trying to get under my sheets or what?”

Ex 2. “Dude yesterday at school Bailey was getting under my sheets bruh. She was saying some things that made me want her then n there.”
by livvinlife February 7, 2019
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between the sheets

im gonan get between the sheets with them for sure.
by JaeRae March 22, 2004
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Sheeptards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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Sheet Burn

Burn marks similar to carpet burns. Only difference is sheet burns come from bed sheets. Rough sex, hardcore sex, and "Wrestling" in bed are usually the cause of sheet burns.
Damn you and your wife were hella loud yesterday! Is that a sheet burn on your arm?!
by Sou July 19, 2005
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between the sheets

the Isley Brothers' song "Between the Sheets".
by Funky Cold Candita March 22, 2004
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