pauly shore

A very cool dude who weezes all the juice and grindage he can. Pauly shore is god.

Someone who is cooler then anyone else.

by salmon slice September 13, 2005

Maryland's Eastern Shore

Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.

We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.

by fivealarm November 12, 2006

scoregasm

the thrilling climax when the home team gets a goal!

omg patrice bergeron just scored....and i had a scoregasm watching!

by mrsklq May 14, 2011

even the score

to exact revenge, to exact retribution

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009

Shoretting

someone who creeps on the opposite sex.
the process of creeping
a creeper

check out steve shoretting the hell out of that girl.

by anti-toucher May 5, 2011

scorebag

Deriving from a gaelic word for 20 "scór",
a scorebag refers to a bag of weed worth 20 euro/punt.

It may also be used in a variety of ways as an insult (generally for a male) ie. someone who is cheap, someone who takes drugs ( a junkie ), someone of low socio-economic status , a bogie and more ..

Any scorebags ? ,

He's a little scorebag.
Ya little scorebag.

by FearGlas March 5, 2019

Golf Score

The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.

Charlie: So how'd you finish today?

Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?

Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.

Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.

Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.

Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.

Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.

Andy: Fair enough.

Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.

by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012