shardai

She is a hot blond , that's shy but when u get to know her she is fun and lovely. she is well known for a nice ass and her gorgeous model looks

" that shardai is so hot , but she never talks "
" dam look at Shardai's ass!"

by Venessa Robbins January 30, 2017

shardation nation

state of having to take a poop
the bathroom

I am in shardation nation right now, and it keeps on comin.

by ctadams May 26, 2006

Shardcard

A type of currency amongst users of illicit and ilegal drugs word is believed to have originated from Australian cashed up bogans as a swap or trade of services or goods in exchange for methamphetamine

Hey can i pay u by shardcard? Will you accept payment in drugs?

Hey i have this watch, brand new just pinched from elderly couple. Will accept shardcard as payment. Swapping drugs for goods

by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015

re-shard

the action of acquiring more shards after a shard binge.

Eddie burned up the dope, and was coming down so he had to re-shard like a shardtard.

by johnnysmokespot October 21, 2011

shardae

THE NAME SHARDAE IS ORIGINALLY FROM THE NORTHERN PART OF ASIA

SHARDAES BOYFRIEND IS DAVID

by IAMTHEBEST2299 June 5, 2018

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

big daddy shard

A person who is a self proclaimed "big daddy" who always thinks he is all that and claims to have a penis ring. Always saying he wants a girlfriend, he always manages to meet girls and just wants hoes which is contradiction in itself. He spends his life working two jobs and on his off time screaming out random things like "SHARD", "BIG DADDY SHARD", and variations of "YEA GIRL, YEA", "CAN I TAP", "Yeah, yeah." "Big Daddy...Shard." "Ell no, what the fuck?" and "SOMETHING WRONG WITCHU". Shard is what you classify as a "Pretty Boy Box". See pretty boy box for definition.

1: There goes big daddy shard talking to those hoes again.
2: Big Daddy Shard left his activator cream on the bathroom counter again.
3: The sink is full of dishes. That damn shard!
4: Me:"Hey, how was work today?"
Shard:"Ell no, ell no.
Me:"Huh?"
Shard:"what the fuck?"
Me:"ok........ I don't understand you."
Shard:"Something wrong witchu."
Me:...

by Cloud01 August 21, 2007