popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.

by Swag78 January 8, 2019

Shall

Something annoying twats use instead of will

I shall fuck my mum

by MayaMarriott December 12, 2017

Shallow end

Penetrative sex where the penis goes in, but only a little bit in; reaching only shallow depths. Problem caused often either by inability to get a full erection

The lower third of the vagina is the most sensitive; try getting him to dip the tip into just the shallow end

by Funnewsonly May 15, 2016

shallowize

to lower the quality of; to make shallow

People who ignore the facts are shallowize the issue.

by zooey December 23, 2008

shallow south

States in the southern united states that could step in and be the deep south if need be because they exhibit a lot of the same socio-economic cultural stereotypes
e.g. Arkansas, oklahoma, tennessee, south carolina

people in SC hate gays. Well it is the shallow south

by saucynoodles January 6, 2009

Shalluf

1. To be purely original at something.
2. The act of doing something that no one else has done.

1. Oh my fucking god, Pulp Fiction was awesome!

I know!

Damn! Quentin Tarrantino is so shalluf at directing!

2. Did you hear that song John made up in chemistry?

Yeah, that was way shallufy on his part.

3. Dude!

What?

I just totally shallufed up this joke!

Let me here it.

Damn, I lost it.

by KingShady April 3, 2010

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009