metrosexuals

A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!

Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"


You fags. You disgust me.

by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005

metrosexual

Having had sexual relations with someone on the metro or subway or other form of mass transit.

Michael met me at the station and we had a quick metrosexual encounter on the way back uptown.

by Kymber April 18, 2006

metrosexual

a man male with female tendencies

ryan seacrest: the original

by crazyiind0lence December 23, 2004

metrosexual

A guy who wears clothing that most women would consider "fashionable" but guys would consider "gay" and owns all the newest toys such as an iPhone. Frequently seen dancing by self to house music

Chris was enjoying dancing with himself wearing velour pants while texting on his iPhone in a overtly metrosexual way

by psjm November 13, 2009

Retrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to older people.

** Examples of Use**

1. Krista will only date people who are 10 years older than her. She is a hopeless retrosexual.

2. The older women is the cougar while the younger man is the retrosexual.

3. If you use the term MILF then you might just be a retrosexual.

4. Hugh Hefner's playboy bunnies ==> retrosexuals.

by seydie July 23, 2010

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

metrosexual

A heterosexual who behaves like a homosexual.

John Edwards is a metrosexual.

by MioRio August 25, 2007