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Semi-boner

A semi-boner is when a man's penis is no longer erect after blowing his load or just becoming aroused.
Some guys get a semi-boner to playfuly slap each other in the face with it.
by Tiea September 28, 2008
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sammich

1. An extremely good sandwich.
2. What mad peeps say because we're using urban dictionary lingo instead of real words.
3. What GIR tells the floor to make him.
Hi Floor! Make me Sammich!
by Smashrgrl December 10, 2003
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semi-lobon

a semi lobon can be gained by lookin at something arousing like a dead badger or your mates mum. the resultin is a half erect penis which can be used to beat gypsies or perform wang shapes with
scuba steve gained a semi-lobon then beat a girl unconcious with it
by haimes March 31, 2008
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Semibisexual

The paradoxical state of being straight while attracted to traps.

Suppose you are a male and you find traps attractive. Since attracted to femininity is not gay but attracted to a biological male is gay, you are both gay and not gay at the same time.

However, as you already knew they were traps, the quantum mechanic known as Schrodinger's Trap does not apply. Thus, your sexuality lean towards bisexual despite you being only attracted to the opposite sex. Rendering you SEMIBISEXUAL.
That trap is so hot I think I am semibisexual now.
by A Lone Loser May 19, 2021
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sammich

Bitch! Make me a sammich!
by has no sammich October 1, 2009
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semi-ghetto

1)a word used describe someone who is ghetto some days and not ghetto other days.
2)a word used to describe an almost ghetto moment
1)"Have u noticed how different Susie is acting today?"
"Yea she's semi-ghetto"
2)"Dang did u see that girl? She went all semi-ghetto on his
azz!"
by T.S.E. May 29, 2008
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Semi-Detached

The notoriously common house, found throughout the suburbs of Great Britain. Are houses joined together by a "Party Wall" to save space I presume. The most common ones were built in the 1930s, to a decent enough standard that only now in 2011 they are starting to fall down around your ears, with insurance companies being called out for Constant repairs. They are the dwelling of the English Middle Class, a family on £45,000+ PA, 2 Cars under 10 years old and go abroad twice a year. Are overpriced for their size, costing on average around £180,000 and going upto £600,000. In all honesty an identical home in America would cost half as much, but what can you do. They are fucking everywhere, trust me, try any Suburb, you'll find 100s of them, each of them in groups of 6 and then broken up by a detached version of the same property.
English Road:
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

And so on.
by Mr. Englishman February 23, 2011
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