Scurve

A person who skips out of activity's for personal benefit. eg: School, Mandatory meetings.

Adj

he's always scurve'n out of cleaning, I end up having to clean double!

by ..,,......... April 28, 2025

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025

scurbopped

getting wacked with a guys dick

yo did u give dave head?
yeah n i got scurbopped

by xox gochin xox March 17, 2003

scurf head

a term used for a blond person with short hair cause it looks like their head has tons of dandruff

oh yeah i knocked the lice off that scurf head fo sho'

by criccet September 24, 2005

scurfin

a word that means to wake surf.. where you ride the wake of a boat with a surf board.. similar to wake boarding...

we went scurfin on the lake today

by tank385 December 30, 2008