scrift

To act as a dog with worms does, rubbing one's anus across a surface, in order to achieve relief. Traditionally a rough floor was used but facilities are being expanded to include anywhere available, including snow and drunkard's faces.

"Tinker was a terrible scrifter"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"

by BatmanYork April 27, 2006

scrintillating

a term to describe a moist & crunchy combination

This muffin is so scrintillating.

by Harry Fang May 21, 2011

Scrinnards

1. A term used to define both the scrotum and the innards. Pl. scrinnies.

1. Scrote and innards! Scrinnards!
2. Get your Scrinnies out!

by Rimmins April 13, 2008

Scringin

A small left over piece of something.

We ate the pizza until there were only scringins left.

by ectoplasmoid February 11, 2010

scrince

derived from the base "vince", meaning someone who is generally more interesting than you. One might say he/she is the most intriguing being on the planet.

the modification, "scrince", may be used when someone is not necessarily "vince", but happens to be acting in a very "vince" manner at the time.

"ahhh yes. Chivas Royal Scotch. how scrince of you."

"you know, ive always thought of you as somewhat of a skinny, but you pounded those loko's like it was your job. i commend you scrince."

"I may not be vince himself, but we all can at least aspire to scrince someday."

by ellamspittn November 13, 2011

Scrindlin

(Skrind-linn)

n: a singular grain of marijuana; an already ground piece of marijuana

Related forms:
Scrindlins

"Hey man, you dropped a scrindlin! Don't waste weed!"

by BubbaPrime January 14, 2015

scriptwhore

An autistic roleplayer who has shit tons of script items and has a greedy need for them.

Anon: Give me your gun or die!

Dude: Whoa man, stop being such a scriptwhore.

Anon: What the fuck? I just want to roleplay as a bandit.

Dude: Scriptwhore, go suck a dick.

by MrParade August 13, 2014