screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.

What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

chopped and screwed

to be turned down by a female, to be led on.

dayyyyum!, that chick just chopped and screwed you!

by rubenblanca March 8, 2009

Screw Face

When dubstep is so dirty and heavy it makes you screw your face to show your sheer appreciation of the track

Me: Ahhh man Funtcase make me screw face so hard

by BadmanClowes February 1, 2013

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.

Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.

by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009

Booster Screw

A sex act involving random rocket parts.

Yeah I totally went for a Booster screw with the hot guy from Space X

by CoK.Tahiti October 14, 2018

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017